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Television Quotes
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 10:41 am
by Eloise Goth
this thread, as the name sugests, is about quotes from tv shows.
One of my fav shows is Will and Grace,especially Karen.
Karen to Rosario: You ingrate! You were nothing when I found you. You were boxing donkeys for money.
Rosario:You pulled me out of business school, you tipsy Witch.
Another show I love is Family Guy.
The scene:A young Peter is being shown round a dinosaur exhibit at a museum.
Peter:why did the dinosaurs die out?
Museum Guide:they died out because you touch yourself at night.
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 1:49 pm
by Lorna
Those are GREAT!!
Donald Rumsfeld: "You slept with my wife!"
Robert Evans: "It was a threesome. Nobody slept!"
- Kid Notorious, an animated show on Comedy Central, 2003
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 5:54 pm
by Amelie-Laveau
OH no!! All I could think of is John Travolta in Welcome Back Kotter, saying "Up your nose with a rubber hose".
I gotta watch TV more often, I'm sort left back a little.
Amelie
Re: Television Quotes
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 6:01 pm
by Beauty
Eloise Goth wrote:this thread, as the name sugests, is about quotes from tv shows.
...
Another show I love is Family Guy.
The scene:A young Peter is being shown round a dinosaur exhibit at a museum.
Peter:why did the dinosaurs die out?
Museum Guide:they died out because you touch yourself at night.
I'm with Lorna.. funny stuff!!!
Beauty
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 6:42 am
by Eloise Goth
one here from The Simpsons
Bart to Homer: God is so in your face
Homer:Yeah..he's my favourite fictional character.
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:02 pm
by Lorna
"When my time comes I want to be buried face down. So that anybody who doesn't like me can kiss my ***!"
- Red Forman, That 70s Show
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:25 pm
by Mellissa
I like the this one "gonna go to the motherland and find me a bushb**ch riding naked on a zebra named Umfufu"
Eddie Murphy in RAW i love that show
"and there french fries they f*ck*ng Drown them in that manure"
John travolta in Pulp Fiction (it about us dutch folk love that part)
Mellissa
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:28 pm
by Lorna
Mellissa wrote:I like the this one "gonna go to the motherland and find me a bushb**ch riding naked on a zebra named Umfufu"
Eddie Murphy in RAW i love that show
"and there french fries they f*ck*ng Drown them in that manure"
John travolta in Pulp Fiction (it about us dutch folk love that part)
Mellissa
"Eddie!!! What have you done for me lately??? Give me HALF, Eddie!!"
Raw was hilarious!!
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:10 pm
by Lorna
"Okay. You have to STOP the Q-Tip when there's resistance!"
- Chandler to Joey on Friends
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 12:21 am
by Lorna
From one of my most favorite girl movies since Clueless...
Michelle (Lisa Kudrow): "What are you picking on us for? We're not the ones who got fat!"
Christy (Julia Campbell): "We're pregnant, you halfwit!"
Michelle (Lisa Kudrow): "Oh yeah? Well, I hope your babies look like monkeys!"
- Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion, 1997
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 11:51 pm
by Lorna
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:55 pm
by Julie J
On the 50's American TV quiz show,
'You Bet Your Life' hosted by Groucho Marx, a contestant announced he was the father of 10 children. As the applause faded, Groucho asked if that wasn't excesive.
"Well Groucho, I love my children and I love my wife," beamed the contestant.
"Sure," replied Groucho,
"I love my cigar, but I take it out occasionally."
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:10 am
by Jaye
I just added a quote from a TV show to my signature. "No power in the 'verse can stop me," is a line from an episode ("War Stories") of the defunct scifi program Firefly. If you didn't see it on TV two years ago, it's out on DVD. I've seen that a few folks here enjoy either "Buffy" or "Angel", and this series was produced by Joss Whedon with the same high standards. It's got a good cast, solid writing, and lots of nifty dialogue (and I'm not just talking about all the swearing in Chinese).