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Wish for anything CD related. The next poster will grant the wish but then corrupt it with something bad. Here is an example:

I wish I could actually grow breasts when I get in drag!
Granted, but you can't make them go away and you're stuck sporting D-cups in your male mode!

OK, here's my wish for you to corrupt:

I wish I could make myself invisible when in drag, so nobody will ever see me!

Granted but you can't see yourself to put your make-up on.

I wish i could have perfectly manicured nails

Granted, but they are polished in a bright yellow.

I wish I was hairless from the nose down.

Granted but your ear hair grows round to join your eyebrows.

I wish i could win the lottery jackpot

Granted but you must donate it all to charity.

I wish I never had to shave again

Granted, oh forever hirsute one.

I wish i could wear a skirt to work everyday.

Granted...but you must wear it on your head.

I wish I could become a young woman whenever I felt like it.

Granted, but you have the maturity of a 13-year-old girl.

I wish I had longer hair that I could style like a woman's!

Granted - but you cannot undo the Marge Simpson blue beehive



I wish I had a better figure

Granted but that figure would be huge

I wish i was sat on a sun soaked beach somewhere

Granted - but it's the only beach in Antartica


I wish I had my own private island in the Caribbean

Granted but the air force use it for bombing practice


I wish i could learn to fly a plane

Wish for anything CD related.

Granted (although not CD related), but it's a paper airplane.

I wish I could control the size of my breasts at will.

DonnaT wrote:Wish for anything CD related.

You seen how many airline pilots are Cd's ?


Granted, but you have to use a garage airline to get them inflated..


I wish my feet were a little smaller

Granted, but then your legs will look like two stumps.

I wish I could be a Supermodel (yeah, shallow I know )