According to a *Usually* Reliable Source, the following is a *Real* AfterLife Story of Virtual Events ... to date, *No* *Verifiable* *Denials* have been reported ... *Remember* ... you *Heard* it *Here* *First*
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It was moments before 8 AM GMT Monday morning at the front reception desk of the Men's Department just inside the "Pearly Gates" ...
As expected, there was the usual backlog of new arrivals waiting for St.Peter to open and begin checkin procedures for the week ...
The large, open reception area is actually quite a simplified and easygoing environment ...
Essentially, there is the front desk where St.Peter sits ... and there are 2 entrance doors in the partition immediately behind him ... one to his RH, and one to the LH ...
There is an ornate golden chain dividing the room into two equal halves ... one half for cueing each of the two entrances ...
Above the door on his RH is a sign "All Men Who Were HenPecked By Their Wife During Their Lifetime On Earth"
Above the LH door is a sign "All Men Who Were *NOT* Henpecked ..."
At precisely 8 AM St.Peter "appeared", to take his seat at the reception desk ...
In looking out over the throng of arrivals, St.Peter observed the usual lineup for the RH "WERE" entrance ... as *Faaaaaaaarrrrrrrr* as the eye could see ...
To his surprise, there was one (1) fellow, all by himself, in front of the LH "NOT" entrance ...
Considering the fellow may have been mistakenly directed, St.Peter looked at the man and asked ...
"Why sir, are you standing there in the "NOT" area of reception?"
Quietly, with his head somewhat downcast, the gentleman replied ...
"My Wife Told Me To"
Marda
Somebody's wife's gonna get you for that one!!!!! 