and she said ...

[Gwen]

Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make-up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...." http://crossdressers-haven.com/forums/i ... flrofl.gif


A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"


Oh! and there's this one ...

A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field. She drove over to her and said, "It's idiots like you that give blondes a bad name, and if I could swim I would come over there and kick your backside!"


>Gwen< "preferably a blonde!"