As I've Matured...

[Lorna]

As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus. They keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important
ones just never go away. And the real pains in the backside are permanent.

[Loretta Ann]

Nice list Lorna,

I have seen some of them before, thanks for the additional ones.

[CJ]

God, Lorna, those are great! Depression as anger without enthusiasm? Yes, definitely!

Girl, your sense of humour is a major asset to this board! Where do you dig up all this stuff?

Love,
CJ

[Lorna]

From some of my friends who have internet access and TOO MUCH free time at work, LOL

*hugs*

~ Lorna

[Wendy Seymone]

Too funny Lorna... You are a doll.

Hugs,
Wendy