President Bush and Dick Cheney went to a restaurant for lunch. Dick Cheney decided on the heart healthy salad, then GW leaned over to the waitress and said, " Honey, could I have a quickie please"
To which the horrified waitess replyed, " Mr President, I thought you said the White House was bringing a new era of moral rectitude to the administration, now I see it was just another false promise."
As she stormed off, Cheney leaned over to GW and whispered, " George, you pronounce it quiche."
Food for thought.
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Sally
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Food for thought.
Watch nature, because it’s our greatest teacher, it moves and flows and moves on again. We can never be free until we disengage, so allow life to flow as you find it. The way it is, is the way it is.
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