Christmas symbols.
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:24 am
It was Christmas eve and three young men died in a motor vehicle accident. When they reached the Pearly Gates, St Peter said to them, " In honour of the season, you must each possess something which symbolises Christmas if you want to get through the gates."
The first young fella felt in his pocket and came up with a lighter, which he flicked and said, " It represents candles."
Pass through said St Peter.
The second man felt in his pocket and came up with a set of keys, which he jingled and said, " They're bells."
Pass through, said St Peter.
The third young fellow then felt round in his pockets and after a while came out with a pair of ladies panties.
St Peter said, " What do they symbolise?"
The young man said, "They're Carols"
The first young fella felt in his pocket and came up with a lighter, which he flicked and said, " It represents candles."
Pass through said St Peter.
The second man felt in his pocket and came up with a set of keys, which he jingled and said, " They're bells."
Pass through, said St Peter.
The third young fellow then felt round in his pockets and after a while came out with a pair of ladies panties.
St Peter said, " What do they symbolise?"
The young man said, "They're Carols"
