Getting to Heaven
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:03 am
A German Sheperd, a Doberman, and a cat died.
In heaven they all faced God who wanted to know what they believed in.
The German Sheperd said, "I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master."
God said, "Good! You sit at my right hand."
"Doberman what do you believe in?" God asked.
"I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master," the Doberman answered.
"Aha!" God replied. "You may sit to my left."
Then God looked at the cat and asked, " And what do you believe in?"
The cat replied, "I believe you are sitting in my seat."
In heaven they all faced God who wanted to know what they believed in.
The German Sheperd said, "I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master."
God said, "Good! You sit at my right hand."
"Doberman what do you believe in?" God asked.
"I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master," the Doberman answered.
"Aha!" God replied. "You may sit to my left."
Then God looked at the cat and asked, " And what do you believe in?"
The cat replied, "I believe you are sitting in my seat."
that would be a cat