One request too many
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:03 am
A man with no arms goes into a pub, walks up to the bar and orders a beer. The barman puts the beer in front of him and the man says, " I'm sorry to trouble you mate, but as you can see I'm sort of handicapped, could you give me a hand and hold the glass up please while I have a swig."
The barman holds the glass up and the armless man gulps down half the glass, he then says to the barman, " I'm sorry to trouble you again mate, but could you please give me a hand, reach in my pocket and get a tissue and wipe the froth from round my chin"
The barman, being a compassionate soul, reaches into the mans' pocket, takes out the tissue and wipes his chin.
The man then says, " Look, I'm sorry to trouble you again mate, but could you give me a hand and reach in my other pocket and get my money and take for the beer."
The barman duly gets the money and then the guy says, " Look mate, I'm sorry to trouble you again, but could you give me a hand, where's the toilet.
The barman thinks, Oh no, and as quick as a flash says, " Go out the front door turn left, walk two blocks and there's a urinal in the garage on the corner."
Think about it.................
The barman holds the glass up and the armless man gulps down half the glass, he then says to the barman, " I'm sorry to trouble you again mate, but could you please give me a hand, reach in my pocket and get a tissue and wipe the froth from round my chin"
The barman, being a compassionate soul, reaches into the mans' pocket, takes out the tissue and wipes his chin.
The man then says, " Look, I'm sorry to trouble you again mate, but could you give me a hand and reach in my other pocket and get my money and take for the beer."
The barman duly gets the money and then the guy says, " Look mate, I'm sorry to trouble you again, but could you give me a hand, where's the toilet.
The barman thinks, Oh no, and as quick as a flash says, " Go out the front door turn left, walk two blocks and there's a urinal in the garage on the corner."
Think about it.................
