The wrong weigh

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Sally
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The wrong weigh

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A young man took his blind date to the amusement park for the evening. He took her on the ferris wheel after which she seemed quite bored so he asked her, " What would you like to do next?" to which she replied, " I wanna get weighed." So he took her to the weight guesser who said one twelve, which was spot on.

He then took her on the roller coaster after which he asked her, "What do you want to do next?" To which she said, " I really wanna get weighed."

The young man thought, gee, I really latched onto a square one tonight, so he feigned a headache and said he was going to take her home.

As they reached her front door her mother came out and said, " Well dear, what sort of a night did you have?"

The girl replied, " Wousy "
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rotf rotf rotf

That was great, Sally! =D> Thanks for the waff, wuv! :P

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