Clean Underware

We all like jokes, humor and other funny stuff, so let's lighten things up a bit with a few laughs (or groans, as the case may be)!!

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Clean Underware

Post by Danielle La Belle »

Okay girls, I am not known for my comedy side but here goes.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Kathy »

Danielle, you may not be known for comedy but I rate this one...

..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl..
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Post by Ahzz »

EWWW!!! EWWW!!!!! EWWW!!!! EWWW!!!
..OO.. ..OO..

In a very funny but disgusting way. hehehehehehe
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Post by CJ »

))))) :oops:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one, Danielle. Sort of gives a whole new meaning to the expression "A bird in the hand is worth two in the oil pan." :wink:

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Post by Lorna »

Oh geez!!! :shock:

rotf rotf rotf

That's CLASSIC!! ..rofl..
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OH MYYYYYYYY............. :oops: .......... rotf rotf rotf
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