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Granpa

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:31 pm
by Carolynn
> Old Age and Senility will overcome youth and intelligence every time.

>
> Playing golf with his buddies, Granddad had to make a slick 25-foot putt.
As he lined it up, he announced, "I have a dollar bill that says I can make
this putt. Does anyone want to bet?"
>
> His three friends eagerly agreed to the wager. Granddad missed the putt by
ten feet, and his friends gathered around to collect their money. Granddad
pulled out a dollar bill on which he had written, "I can make this putt."
>
> His pals are still trying to collect on the bet and grandpa is too.

:lol:

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:03 pm
by Jassmine(SO)
Hi Carolynn :)

rotf rotf rotf rotf ..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl..

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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 9:38 pm
by Carolynn
oops: Did it again. That guest was no guest, it was me forgetting to log in again. Think I'm getting half-heimers. :)

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:53 pm
by Jassmine(SO)
Hi Carolynn :)
Anonymous wrote:Hi Jassmine!!!!! :)

Glad you liked the jokes. I couldn't get through the day without starting the morning off with a laugh!!! Luckily I have some friends who know that, and some have a truly warped, Pythonesque sense of humor that rarely fails. Then I have several that are truly punny and have lots of hands on their time piece. One collects spoonerisms, and has caught Dubya in several, one almost slipped out today when he was nominating his new pick for the director of the CIA, but he managed to fumble past it, darn it!!!! :P :lol:
Same here. Oh yeah, gotta have that good cup of coffee to go with that good laugh ##oo## Starts the day off just right :)

LOL!! Your friends sound just as nutty as mine 8)

Thanks again for the awesome giggles rotf Please, keep them coming :)

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