Why my house is a mess!!

[Carolynn]

1. I don't do windows because ..
I love birds and don't want one to run into them and hurt themselves.

2. I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves; I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
(It's bad enough they trip themselves going out my front door!!!!!)

3. I don't mind the dustbunnies because ...
They are very good company and I have named most of them; and, they agree with everything I say.

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because ...
I want every creature to have a home of its own.

5. I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want them to get jealous of each other.

6. I don't plant a garden because ...
I don't want to get in God's way; he is an excellent designer.

7. I don't put things away because ...
I might need them before I find them again.

8. I don't iron because ..
I believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

9. I don't stress much on anything because ...
A-Type Personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' lady!