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A man walks into a lingerie shop to buy a bra for (fill in the blank!) "There are three main types " explains the saleswoman. " The Catholic, The Salvation Army and the Baptist."
"And the difference?" asks the purchaser.
"Well, the Cathloic supports the masses, the Salvation Army uplifts the fallen and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills!"

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Q: Hear about the new paint color? - "Blonde"
A: It's not very bright, but it spreads real easy.

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*****GROAN******

me too Virginia....hate blonde jokes.

A blonde came home one day and found her boyfriend in bed with another woman. Grabbing the shotgun out of the cupboard, she put it to her head and screamed at him,"Cheat on me would you, now I'm going to kill myself."

The boyfriend says, "No, no, don't do that, I'll never cheat on you again, I love you."
The blonde screams back at him," Shut your lying mouth, you're next."

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Two blondes and a brunette were walking along the beach one day when a low flying seagull dumps it's load on one of the blondes head.
The brunette says, " I'll run and get some toilet paper."

After she goes, one blonde turns to the other and says, " Boy, is she ever stupid, by the time she gets back that seagull will be miles away."