Two women met for the first time since graduating from high
school.
One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school.
Did you manage to live a well planned life?"
"Yes," said her friend,
"My first marriage was to a millionaire;
my second marriage was to an actor;
my third marriage was to a preacher;
and now I'm married to an undertaker."
Her friend asked,
"What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"
"One for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
and four to go!"
A Well Planned Life?
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