What am I gonna have?
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:03 pm
Three women went to the same gynecologist.
Each one was pregnant. The doc. came out to the
waiting room to talk to them and let them know the gender
of each child.
He asked Goldie, "okay miss Goldie, when you became pregnant,
what position were you in?
She replied, "Well I was on the bottom."
"Oh well then your going to have a girl!"
He turned to Suzi "And what position were, you in?"
"I was on top!" she replied, smiling.
"Well then your going to have a boy!" he told her
All of a sudden Connie began to cry and scream and wail!
She just would not stop, so the doc slapped her to get her attention.
"My goodness child! What the hell is the matter??
She exclaimed between sobs " I,I,I'm havin a PUPPEEEE
Each one was pregnant. The doc. came out to the
waiting room to talk to them and let them know the gender
of each child.
He asked Goldie, "okay miss Goldie, when you became pregnant,
what position were you in?
She replied, "Well I was on the bottom."
"Oh well then your going to have a girl!"
He turned to Suzi "And what position were, you in?"
"I was on top!" she replied, smiling.
"Well then your going to have a boy!" he told her
All of a sudden Connie began to cry and scream and wail!
She just would not stop, so the doc slapped her to get her attention.
"My goodness child! What the hell is the matter??
She exclaimed between sobs " I,I,I'm havin a PUPPEEEE