Punny Stuff!! Be Warned
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:50 pm
What better defining way to start the day? 
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
Talon: I'm gonna talon you!" (Jason Dias)
CLOCKWISE: Able to read time on a clock (Stan Kegel)
GRUESOME: How many Californians get their pot. (Ken Pinkham)
CARPETBAGGER: Somebody who keeps his pets in a sack while driving.
(Sandy Sibert)
CISTERN: Female sibling's opportunity. (Joseph Leff)
COLLIDE: To tell the same false story (Stan Kegel)
MICROBE: Outer garment worn by the radio announcer (Doug Drill)
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
Talon: I'm gonna talon you!" (Jason Dias)
CLOCKWISE: Able to read time on a clock (Stan Kegel)
GRUESOME: How many Californians get their pot. (Ken Pinkham)
CARPETBAGGER: Somebody who keeps his pets in a sack while driving.
(Sandy Sibert)
CISTERN: Female sibling's opportunity. (Joseph Leff)
COLLIDE: To tell the same false story (Stan Kegel)
MICROBE: Outer garment worn by the radio announcer (Doug Drill)
