Nurse Nancy
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:38 pm
Two doctors are standing in the hospital hallway complaining to each other about nurse Nancy.
"She's out of control, she does everything backwards", says one doctor. "Just last week I told her to give a patient two milligrams of morphine every ten hours and she nearly killed him, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours."
"That's nothing" said the other doctor, " Just this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours and she tried to give him 24 enemas in an hour."
Just at that moment they heard a blood curdling scream echo down the hallway.
OH MY GOD yelled the first doctor, "I just realised I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr Smiths boil."
"She's out of control, she does everything backwards", says one doctor. "Just last week I told her to give a patient two milligrams of morphine every ten hours and she nearly killed him, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours."
"That's nothing" said the other doctor, " Just this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours and she tried to give him 24 enemas in an hour."
Just at that moment they heard a blood curdling scream echo down the hallway.
OH MY GOD yelled the first doctor, "I just realised I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr Smiths boil."
Ouch 
Hot dogs for lunch, anyone? 