don't kick the cat
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:57 am
Little Johnny had been his usual naughty self so his mother sent him outside. She watched him out the window and saw him kick the pig in his temper as he walked by. She yelled out at him, " Since you kicked the pig you won't get any bacon for breakfast."
She watched him walk further and then saw him kick the chicken, so she yelled out at him, " Since you kicked the chicken you won't get any drumsticks for lunch now."
She watched him walk further and saw him kick the cow, so she yelled at him, " Since you kicked the cow you won't get any milk to drink now"
Time went by and Johnny saw his father come home from work so he followed him inside and as his father walked into the kitchen his father kicked the cat out of his way. Johnny looked at his mother with a grin on his face and said, " Hey Mum, will you tell him or you want me to?"
She watched him walk further and then saw him kick the chicken, so she yelled out at him, " Since you kicked the chicken you won't get any drumsticks for lunch now."
She watched him walk further and saw him kick the cow, so she yelled at him, " Since you kicked the cow you won't get any milk to drink now"
Time went by and Johnny saw his father come home from work so he followed him inside and as his father walked into the kitchen his father kicked the cat out of his way. Johnny looked at his mother with a grin on his face and said, " Hey Mum, will you tell him or you want me to?"
