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There are several in here I really, really like! They tend to be equal opportunity slams!!!

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>Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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>If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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>Horn Broken.. Watch For Finger.
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>The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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>I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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>So Many Pedestrians
>- So Little Time.
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>Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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>If We Quit Voting,
>Will They All Go Away?
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>Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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>Illiterate? Write For Help.
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>Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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>Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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>He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost,
>But Miles From The Next Exit.
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>I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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>You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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>I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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>Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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>(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
>If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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>Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
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>Guys: No Shirt, No Service.
>Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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>If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba
>The Hut?
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>Ax Me About Ebonics.
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>Body By Nautilus;
>Brain By Mattel.
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>Boldly Going Nowhere.
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>Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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>Heart Attacks
>... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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>Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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>How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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>GROW YOUR OWN DOPE
>--- PLANT A MAN.
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>All Men Are Animals;
>Some make better pets than others!!!