Not too long after that, a chicken heard the sound of someone screaming "Help Help!", he went running over to find the farmer's horse slowly sinking into a bog. The chicken, thinking quickly, grabbed some rope and then got the keys to the farmer's BMW and drove it to the bog, tied the rope to the car, and threw the other end to the horse. The horse bit onto the rope, and the chicken backed the car up, and pulled the horse to safety.
The horse was so grateful and said they would be buddies forever.
Not too long later, the horse heard a terrible shrieking, "Help Help!!"
He ran over to find the chicken sinking down into a large mud puddle. The horse quickly straddled the puddle and told the chicken to grab onto his "member". The chicken did, and the horse pulled him to saftey. The chicken was very grateful and said they would be buddies forever.
The moral to this story is:
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You don't need a BMW to pick up chicks if you are hung like a horse
