Subject: Death of a dear friend...OT
It is with saddest heart that we must pass on the following news:
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications
from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71 years old.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain
Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
who was much kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later
life was filed with turnovers.
He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a
crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and
Jane Dough, plus they have one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for 20 minutes.....
I knew you would all want to know!
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