A man walks into a lingerie store ...

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Barbara
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A man walks into a lingerie store ...

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...and says to the saleswoman, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"I'd be happy to help you, sir. Do you know her size?"
"Yes -- she's a 15."
"A 15? Sir, bras don't come in size 15. Are you sure you got the measurement correct?"
"Well, I think so. My derby hat's a 7½, and that just fits one of 'em."