A man was lying in his bed, still groggy from a four hour surgery, with an oxygen mask over his nose and mouth. A young trainee nurse (I forgot what she called her) came into the room with a cloth and basin of water to wash the patients hands and feet. She started the job, and the man sorta roused up and looked at her through bleary eyes, and mumbled through the mask "Are my testicles black yet?"
The young nurse was somewhat confused and a bit embarrassed, thinking the man was still out of it, and she quickly just said, "I'm here to wash your hands and feet sir".
She continued and he struggled to get the words out, and said "I asked if my testicles were black yet"! He seemed to be getting agitated, and the young trainee thought it might be best to humor him, so she lifted the sheet and the gown, took his penis in one hand and this testicles in the other and examined them closely. There was no sign of black on them, so she covered him back up, looked at him and said reassuringly, "No, their nice and pink and look fine."
The patient struggled a bit to pull the oxygen mask off his face, looked at her and said "Well that was fun, but listen very, very closely...
.Are my Test Results Back Yet?????????
