Food for thought
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:13 pm
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
ou juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... I try Numbaa 69, ok?"
More thoughtful silence, then more silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...
"Why now you want... Garric Chicken with corrifrowa, broccori and fry ri?"
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
ou juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... I try Numbaa 69, ok?"
More thoughtful silence, then more silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...
"Why now you want... Garric Chicken with corrifrowa, broccori and fry ri?"
