1. How do you catch a unique rabbit? . . . Unique up on it.
2. How do you catch a tame rabbit? . . . Tame way. Unique up on it.
3. How do crazy people go through the forest? . . . They take the psycho path.
4. How do you get Holy Water? . . . You boil the hell out of it.
5. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? . . . Dam!
6. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? . . . Polaroids.
7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? . . . A stick.
8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? . . . Nacho Cheese.
9. What do you call Santa's Helpers? . . . Subordinate Clauses.
10. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? . . . Quattro Sinko.
11. What do you get from a pampered cow? . . . Spoiled Milk.
12. What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? . . . Frostbite.
13. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? . . . A nervous wreck.
14. What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? . . . Anyone can Roast Beef.
15. Where do you find a dog with no legs? . . . Right where you left him.
16. Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? . . . Because they have big fingers.
17. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? . . . Because it scares the dog.
18. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? . . . Sanka.
19. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? . . . The location of the dirt bag.
20. Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down? . . . Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
21. What's the difference between a Bad Golfer and a Bad Skydiver? . . . A Bad Golfer goes, 'Whack, Dang!' A Bad Skydiver goes 'Dang! Whack!'
22. How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same? . . . Somebody is gonna lose a trailer.
Happy Chuckles, Everyone!! - SL
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