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Post by Jassmine(SO) »

Weekly Workout

The Doctor told me, I should start an exercise program. Not Wanting to
harm this old body, I've devised the following:

Monday
Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper

Tuesday
Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head

Wednesday
Bend over backwards
Jump on the Band Wagon
Run around in circles

Thursday
Advise the President on how to run the country
Toot my own horn
Pull out all the stops
Add fuel to the fire

Friday
Open a can of worms
Put my foot in my mouth
Start the ball rolling
Go over the edge

Saturday
Pick up the pieces.

Sunday
Bow my head in Thanksgiving
Uplift my hands in Praise
Hug someone and encourage them.

Whew! What a workout!

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Blessings Eternal, Jassmine

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Post by Rebecca »

Hi Jassmine,

You really pushed the boat out there =D>

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Post by Virginia »

Hi Jassmine,
Love Friday's however, I seem to "put my foot in my mouth" at least six days a week!
Point: "It is better to mince one's words as it makes them easier to swallow later!!"
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Post by CJ »

:lol:

Wow, Jassmine, not only did you push the boat out there, you've also raised the bar! :P

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Post by Curly(SO) »

Loved that Jassmine! ..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl.. that workout will probably suit me just fine fine too :mrgreen:
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Post by Jassmine(SO) »

Glad y'all liked it :)

Deborah, you are not the only one that suffers from foot in mouth disease. If it were an Olympic sport, I could probably take the gold :wink: ##3##
Point: "It is better to mince one's words as it makes them easier to swallow later!!"
!!!yes!!! !!!yes!!!

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Post by Sally »

Sounds just like home Jassmine. lol...

Before I read that I was dragging the chain which was making me hopping mad, now I'm jumping out of my skin. :P

Kind Regards.

Sally.
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Post by Jassmine(SO) »

Hi Gang :)

Guest wrote:
Another one I find helpful, especially on a Friday or Saturday night, is bicep curls with a glass of wine. True, this may not keep me fit as a fiddle, but it makes me feel that I am.
..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl..

I will definitely give this excerise a try ##oo##

Sally Wrote:
Before I read that I was dragging the chain which was making me hopping mad, now I'm jumping out of my skin. :P
Great additions 8) :P

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Blessings Eternal, Jassmine

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