Why Women & Men Need Two Hands

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Why Women & Men Need Two Hands

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WHY WOMEN NEED TWO HANDS
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WHY MEN NEED TWO HANDS
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why women and men need two hands.

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..rofl.. Now that is good, Lorna. You've just ruined my eyelashes!!!

Shoot, I should peek into this section more often; what a perfect nightcap! Thanks.

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Lorna I loved that.
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Hi Lorna :)

So true, so true. rotf One of my sister's pet peeves is the way her husband switches channel on her during commercial breaks, and then never gets back to what they were watching. So she buys a generic remote and programs it, and he unsuspectingly starts flipping channels, and everytime he would stop to look at a few seconds of a program, she would continue the channel turning from her chair. He nearly broke his remote rapping it against the floor trying to "fix" it because he thought the turning button was stuck! Now they have "remote wars" and it has become a joke with them.
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It didn't happen here!

What a rip.

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Lorna, Lorna, Lorna!!!!!!!
Awesome!
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