Three men were sitting at the bar bragging about how they had set home duties for their women.
The first man bragged about how he had married a woman from Penn. and had told his wife how she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning which had to be done.
He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to see all the dishes clean and a spotlessly clean house.
The second man said he had married a woman from West Virginia and had told her she had to do all the house cleaning, wash the dishes and do all the cooking.
He said the first day he didn’t see anything, but on the second day things got a bit better and by the third day he came home to see a spotless house, all the dishes done and a huge roast dinner on the table.
The third man said he had married a Texas woman and he told her she had to wash the dishes, clean the house, wash the car, do the cooking and iron his clothes, and all this was to be her sole responsibility.
He said on the first day he didn’t see anything, on the second day he didn’t see much at all either, but by the third day the bruising and swelling had gone down and he could see slightly out of his left eye.
Ya gotta luv those Texas women.
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Ya gotta luv those Texas women.
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