A man with no arms goes into a pub, walks up to the bar and orders a beer. The barman puts the beer in front of him and the man says, " I'm sorry to trouble you mate, but as you can see I'm sort of handicapped, could you give me a hand and hold the glass up please while I have a swig."
The barman holds the glass up and the armless man gulps down half the glass, he then says to the barman, " I'm sorry to trouble you again mate, but could you please give me a hand, reach in my pocket and get a tissue and wipe the froth from round my chin"
The barman, being a compassionate soul, reaches into the mans' pocket, takes out the tissue and wipes his chin.
The man then says, " Look, I'm sorry to trouble you again mate, but could you give me a hand and reach in my other pocket and get my money and take for the beer."
The barman duly gets the money and then the guy says, " Look mate, I'm sorry to trouble you again, but could you give me a hand, where's the toilet.
The barman thinks, Oh no, and as quick as a flash says, " Go out the front door turn left, walk two blocks and there's a urinal in the garage on the corner."
Think about it.................
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