Ketchup makes everything better

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Ketchup makes everything better

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so i just thought of something, i realized everything is better with ketchup:
eggs--better
hash browns--better
fries--better
meatloaf--way better
etc
think about it even pizza is better, c'mon, its made with the stuff, it's just hot
though im not sure about ice cream, brownies, or pancakes, but everything else is better with it!!!!
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Hey, Eureka -

I have a friend who's just like you . . . puts ketchup on just about everything . . . are you sure you're not related?!? :P

I'll pass on ketchup with ice cream, brownies, and pancakes, thank you very much [-( . . . but honey, maple syrup, or chocolate syrup on those will be absolutely delicious! :mrgreen:

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My father made a quip to a coworker of his, saying the only thing he like better than baloney (or bologna) and whipped cream, was catsup and honey. His coworker thought it was funny, and when he had an opportunity to do so, smarted of with it to a couple they were visiting while discussing favorite foods, and no one laughed, so he just shrugged. A week later they were invited to dinner. The lady of the house had made steak, baked potato and salad for everyone, except the one who had popped off about the baloney and whipped cream. Him she served a nice heaping plate of bologna and whipped cream. Well, he thought the joke was over, but for desert, they had chocolate cake and ice cream, he was served catsup and honey!!!

The moral of the story: Make sure the other person's sense of humor is like yours before you tell a joke.!! :lol:

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Post by DonnaT »

A little in mac-and-cheese is good too. But it has to be Heinz.
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