Long nuns

[Siobhan Anders]

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and the
young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.
Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.

The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone.

"Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily, "I've been saved."

"Saved? And how did that come about?" asked the old nun.

"Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided
my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven."

"Did he now?" said the old nun evenly.

Sister Magdalene continued, "And Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock."

"Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more evenly.

"At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved."

"That wicked old bastard" said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years."

[Siobhan Anders]

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side
is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the
same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your
car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at
ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also
traveling at the same speed as you.


What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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>>> Answer: Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed