Corrupt Wish Game

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:16 am

Granted but a mixture of excitement and nerves strikes me dumb (hard to imagine I know) and I run off to my room a quiverring wreck!

I wish my life was just a case of do it and the world be damned!

If that is impossible, I wish I was blonde so my hairy legs didn't show through my stockings!

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:11 am

I can't grant my own wish so I'll make a new one.

I wish that my shopping trip this week-end was not just to buy shirts!

Kandis · Post by **Kandis** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:27 pm

Granted, but now you have a lifetime supply of Y-fronts that you have no idea what you shall do with.

I wish my friend Laney could get the money necessary to complete her transition so she can be the woman we all know she is.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:24 am

Hi again Kandis I find myself in the unenviable position of saying sorry I can't grant this

, not even in a game would I say that I could. so lets start again shall we with a new wish from me.

It's an old 'chestnut' for me, as I am not allowed out, I wish I could justify buying that lovely coat and the new handbag I saw when I was out shopping in drab.

Roxanne · Post by **Roxanne** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:29 am

Granted, but they wouldn't match any of your shoes.

I wish I could fit into size 6.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:08 am

Granted but there isn't anything this season in your colour

I wish I could find a cure for shaving

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:01 am

I really don't like playing all alone but just this once:-

Granted but you've just got a great paying job as the bearded lady.

I wish some more of the new girls would join in the games

Michelle Miller · Post by **Michelle Miller** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:06 pm

Granted, but they've all turned into Lumberjacks, flannel, oxen in tow and all, and it's turned into a video chat.

I wish I had a bigger closet to put Michelle's clothes in. I'm runnin' out of space.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:50 am

Granted but it is locked and you have lost the key

I wish my nail varnish didn't have to come off tonight

Falen · Post by **Falen** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:01 pm

granted, but your nails will fall of instead.
I wish I had a larger selection of clothes in my dresser.

Michelle Miller · Post by **Michelle Miller** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:04 am

Falen wrote:I wish I had a larger selection of clothes in my dresser.

Granted, but they're all clown costumes. Happy clowns, sad clowns, emo clowns, scary clowns, psycho clowns, evil clowns...etc...

I wish for world peace.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:43 am

Granted, but no-one can hear it above the noise of the credit-crunching

I wish I hadn't let my hairdresser cut my hair so damned short this time

Nikki Adams · Post by **Nikki Adams** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:50 pm

Granted, but your hairdresser got angry at you for interfering and ran away to join the circus. All the other hairdressers thought it sounded fun and joined her. Now the only person left in your entire city who can cut hair is a retired army barber ... who only knows how to cut with an electric clipper.

I wish I had a smoother complexion.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:28 pm

Granted, it's so smooth that you makeup won't stick anymore

I wish my wii character had a skirt

Nikki Adams · Post by **Nikki Adams** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:41 pm

Granted, but it's black and white and makes your backside look huge--so now they've cast you as a cow in the Cow Racing game.

I wish I could be queen for a day.