Crazy Quotes

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 12:42 am

"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut
right out from under your feet."
- Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin

Hugs,
Kyra

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 4:28 pm

"God didn't see me with that girl because my van is made of lead. And everyone knows - God can't see thru lead!"
- Ashton Kutcher, That 70s Show

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 11:33 pm

"It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have
to beat somebody."
- Richard M. Nixon

You see a trend here, apparently there are many, many, many politicians with foot in mouth disease!

Hugs,

Kyra

Jessie · Post by **Jessie** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:44 am

From Second Hand Lions

Walter (Haley Joel Osment): I'm going to go inside and watch TV.
Garth (Michael Caine) : Ain't got one.
Walter(Haley Joel Osment): NO TV?

A great movie if I have ever seen one in the last year.

CJ · Post by CJ » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:14 pm

A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on. --Samuel Goldwyn

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:41 pm

Kyra wrote:Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

LOL!!!

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:45 pm

"SIS BOOM BAH - Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes!"
- Johnny Carson

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:43 pm

"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan.
We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex ... uh ...
setbacks."
- George Bush

Virginia · Post by **Virginia** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:05 am

"I voted for it before I voted against it" John Kerry, Sen from Mass. running at/for President of ??? Don't think he's got a clue!

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:25 pm

"I let him live on a farm. I guess he learned naturally from the animals
that were around."
- televangelist Pat Robertson, who opposes sex ed in schools, on his son Tim’s introduction to the facts of life.

CJ · Post by CJ » Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:52 am

We don't pay taxes; only the little people pay taxes. --Leona Helmsley

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:07 pm

"Making love is a mental illness that wastes time and energy."
- Peoples’s Republic of China, Official Communist Party proclamation.

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:41 pm

"The President doesn’t want any yes-men and yes-women around him. When he
says no, we all say no."
- Elizabeth Dole, then assistant/Public Liaison to President
Reagan, later Secretary of Labor under Bush

CJ · Post by CJ » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:00 am

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. -- Mae West

CJ · Post by CJ » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:39 am

Julie:

We, as Republicans, need to start rowing with one oar. -- Rep. John Kasich (R-Ohio)