The Flight Attendant

[Lorna]

There was the plane where everyone was served by an openly gay male flight attendant. At one point, he announced "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be great."

Everyone did as instructed but one fairly exotic looking beautiful young woman did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her: "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane."

She still wouldn't comply. Now he was getting angry and asked her again to put up the tray.

She then calmly turned to him and said: "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one."

Our flight attendant replied: "Oh yeah? Well, in MY country, I'm called a queen and I outrank you, bitch, so put the tray up!"