Granpa

We all like jokes, humor and other funny stuff, so let's lighten things up a bit with a few laughs (or groans, as the case may be)!!

Moderator: KimberlyS

Post Reply
Carolynn
Miss Diamond Goddess
Posts: 2754
Joined: Mon Oct 13, 2003 12:52 pm
Location: Oklahoma City area
Contact:
Contact Carolynn

Granpa

Post by Carolynn »

> Old Age and Senility will overcome youth and intelligence every time.

>
> Playing golf with his buddies, Granddad had to make a slick 25-foot putt.
As he lined it up, he announced, "I have a dollar bill that says I can make
this putt. Does anyone want to bet?"
>
> His three friends eagerly agreed to the wager. Granddad missed the putt by
ten feet, and his friends gathered around to collect their money. Granddad
pulled out a dollar bill on which he had written, "I can make this putt."
>
> His pals are still trying to collect on the bet and grandpa is too.

:lol:
"It’s not given to anyone to have no regrets; only to decide, through the choices we make, which regrets we’ll have,"
David Weber – In Fury Born
Top
Jassmine(SO)
Miss Golden Goddess
Posts: 626
Joined: Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:13 am
Location: Irving

Post by Jassmine(SO) »

Hi Carolynn :)

rotf rotf rotf rotf ..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl..

*Hugs & Love* @->->- *^^*
Blessings Eternal, Jassmine

"Love is unconditional acceptance. That quality is also our essential nature, who we really are."
--Peter Shepherd
Top
Carolynn
Miss Diamond Goddess
Posts: 2754
Joined: Mon Oct 13, 2003 12:52 pm
Location: Oklahoma City area
Contact:
Contact Carolynn

Post by Carolynn »

oops: Did it again. That guest was no guest, it was me forgetting to log in again. Think I'm getting half-heimers. :)
"It’s not given to anyone to have no regrets; only to decide, through the choices we make, which regrets we’ll have,"
David Weber – In Fury Born
Top
Jassmine(SO)
Miss Golden Goddess
Posts: 626
Joined: Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:13 am
Location: Irving

Post by Jassmine(SO) »

Hi Carolynn :)
Anonymous wrote:Hi Jassmine!!!!! :)

Glad you liked the jokes. I couldn't get through the day without starting the morning off with a laugh!!! Luckily I have some friends who know that, and some have a truly warped, Pythonesque sense of humor that rarely fails. Then I have several that are truly punny and have lots of hands on their time piece. One collects spoonerisms, and has caught Dubya in several, one almost slipped out today when he was nominating his new pick for the director of the CIA, but he managed to fumble past it, darn it!!!! :P :lol:
Same here. Oh yeah, gotta have that good cup of coffee to go with that good laugh ##oo## Starts the day off just right :)

LOL!! Your friends sound just as nutty as mine 8)

Thanks again for the awesome giggles rotf Please, keep them coming :)

*Hugs & Love* @->->- *^^*
Blessings Eternal, Jassmine

"Love is unconditional acceptance. That quality is also our essential nature, who we really are."
--Peter Shepherd
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Laugh Stop”