Tell me why oh Father.

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Loretta Ann
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Tell me why oh Father.

Post by Loretta Ann »

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed
he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.

"I am a Father."

The little boy replied, "My daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of
many."

The boy said, "My dad has 4 boys, 4 girls, and two grandchildren and he
doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting very impatient said, "I am the father of hundreds"
and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly... but leaving the bus he leaned over and
said..."Well maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead."
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Post by Elizabeth »

Hi Darlene,

Laff, Didn't see that coming. hahahahahahaha

Love always,
Elizabeth
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Post by Jassmine(SO) »

Hey Darlene :)

..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl.. rotf rotf rotf rotf

Great morning giggle!! Thank you ..^..

*Hugs & Love* @->->- *^^*
Blessings Eternal, Jassmine

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Post by Carolynn »

Thanks Darlene!!!!!!! :lol:

I will pass this one on when I go in to work in the morning. ##oo##
"It’s not given to anyone to have no regrets; only to decide, through the choices we make, which regrets we’ll have,"
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