How was I Born? 21st Century Style!

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Lorna
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How was I Born? 21st Century Style!

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A Son asks his dad.... how was I born?

Dad says: "Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from Dad's memory stick."

"As soon as Dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared."

And that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!!
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OOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

That is one way of explaining the birds and bees


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Dad's memory stick? I've always heard that thing has no memory the morning after!!!!!! Maybe not even 30 min. after!!!! :lol:
"It’s not given to anyone to have no regrets; only to decide, through the choices we make, which regrets we’ll have,"
David Weber – In Fury Born
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