Two doctors are standing in the hospital hallway complaining to each other about nurse Nancy.
"She's out of control, she does everything backwards", says one doctor. "Just last week I told her to give a patient two milligrams of morphine every ten hours and she nearly killed him, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours."
"That's nothing" said the other doctor, " Just this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours and she tried to give him 24 enemas in an hour."
Just at that moment they heard a blood curdling scream echo down the hallway.
OH MY GOD yelled the first doctor, "I just realised I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr Smiths boil."
Nurse Nancy
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Sally
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Watch nature, because it’s our greatest teacher, it moves and flows and moves on again. We can never be free until we disengage, so allow life to flow as you find it. The way it is, is the way it is.
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