A newly wed couple are getting ready for bed in their hotel room. They have never seen each other naked before, when the man says "WOW, what huge breasts you have." The red faced young bride orders him out on to the balcony so she can get ready for bed.
In the next room another man, seeing his new wife for the first time naked says, "WOW, what a huge backside you have." So he is sent out on the balcony too.
While they exchange their stories, another man comes flying out onto the balcony. The first man says, "I suppose you put your foot in it too."
"No" the man replies, "But I could have."
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Special Ring
Special Ring
An older man walked into a jewelry store late one Saturday afternoon with a beautiful young lady at his side.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said.
The jeweler looked through his stock, and took out a lovely ring priced at $5,000.
"I don't think you understand, I want something very unique," he said.
At that, the jeweler went to get his special stock from the safe. "Here's a stunning ring at just $40,000."
The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
"How are you paying?" asked the jeweler.
"I'll pay by check, but of course you will want to make sure everything is in order at the bank, so I'll write the check and you can phone the bank on Monday and I'll pick up the ring on Monday evening."
Monday morning a very teed-off jeweler phoned the man. "You old fart, you lied... there's no money in that account."
"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I just had?"
An older man walked into a jewelry store late one Saturday afternoon with a beautiful young lady at his side.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said.
The jeweler looked through his stock, and took out a lovely ring priced at $5,000.
"I don't think you understand, I want something very unique," he said.
At that, the jeweler went to get his special stock from the safe. "Here's a stunning ring at just $40,000."
The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
"How are you paying?" asked the jeweler.
"I'll pay by check, but of course you will want to make sure everything is in order at the bank, so I'll write the check and you can phone the bank on Monday and I'll pick up the ring on Monday evening."
Monday morning a very teed-off jeweler phoned the man. "You old fart, you lied... there's no money in that account."
"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I just had?"
DonnaT