Apples and Wine? Hmmmmmm.

[Carolynn]

Now I've heard the old Sugar and Spice vs Snails and puppy dog tails routine, but this is new!

Apples and Wine.
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the
top
of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at the top
think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They
just
have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to
climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who
are
good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to
women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

[Kersten Lee]

Carolyn,

Loved that story! Men mostly groaned but I had to make copies for the women.

Kersten

[Ahzz]

I'll bet that all those men that groaned forgot that Once a rotten apple stomps a man into grape juice it is then that he turns into wine.

and wine, as we all know. get's better with age.