Corrupt Wish Game

Daniel · Post by **Daniel** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:24 pm

Wish for anything CD related. The next poster will grant the wish but then corrupt it with something bad. Here is an example:

I wish I could actually grow breasts when I get in drag!
Granted, but you can't make them go away and you're stuck sporting D-cups in your male mode!

OK, here's my wish for you to corrupt:

I wish I could make myself invisible when in drag, so nobody will ever see me!

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:42 pm

Granted but you can't see yourself to put your make-up on.

I wish i could have perfectly manicured nails

Post by **DonnaT** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:13 pm

Granted, but they are polished in a bright yellow.

I wish I was hairless from the nose down.

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:33 pm

Granted but your ear hair grows round to join your eyebrows.

I wish i could win the lottery jackpot

Stephanie W · Post by **Stephanie W** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:34 pm

Granted but you must donate it all to charity.

I wish I never had to shave again

Post by **DonnaT** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:39 pm

Granted, oh forever hirsute one.

I wish i could wear a skirt to work everyday.

Stephanie W · Post by **Stephanie W** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:01 pm

Granted...but you must wear it on your head.

I wish I could become a young woman whenever I felt like it.

Daniel · Post by **Daniel** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:24 pm

Granted, but you have the maturity of a 13-year-old girl.

I wish I had longer hair that I could style like a woman's!

Laycee · Post by **Laycee** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:06 am

Granted - but you cannot undo the Marge Simpson blue beehive

I wish I had a better figure

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:08 am

Granted but that figure would be huge

I wish i was sat on a sun soaked beach somewhere

Laycee · Post by **Laycee** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:11 am

Granted - but it's the only beach in Antartica

I wish I had my own private island in the Caribbean

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:18 am

Granted but the air force use it for bombing practice

I wish i could learn to fly a plane

Post by **DonnaT** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:09 am

Wish for anything CD related.

Granted (although not CD related), but it's a paper airplane.

I wish I could control the size of my breasts at will.

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:17 am

DonnaT wrote:Wish for anything CD related.

You seen how many airline pilots are Cd's ?

Granted, but you have to use a garage airline to get them inflated..

I wish my feet were a little smaller

Stephanie W · Post by **Stephanie W** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:48 pm

Granted, but then your legs will look like two stumps.

I wish I could be a Supermodel (yeah, shallow I know

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