The River

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Danette
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The River

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The River
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man
prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
across in about two hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was
able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross
the river."
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards upstream and walked across the bridge
what's meant to be will always find a way.
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Post by Jadeanne »

..rofl..

Good one, Danette
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Post by Virginia »

That pretty much says it all!!

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